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October 8, 2015 / ljbradburn-Smith

When I am Queen of The world…

It won’t be called a dictatorship, it will be called a friend-ship and no-one will be able to argue because I will be the Queen 😉

Here are the rules:

  • There will be world peace.
  • Potatoes, peanut butter, pasta and bread will be free (and have no calories).
  • Money will grow on trees – it is paper after all.
  • No-one will suffer.
  • Floors will be self-cleaning and hoovers will only be kept as pets.
  • All parks will have giant cinema screens in them.
  • There will be an extra day off in the week called duvet day which involves being incredibly comfortable all day. By law.
  • There will be smiling competitions.
  • Adults will get play times!
  • Headaches will be obsolete.
  • Everyone will have enough food.
  • Chocolate will be slimming.
  • Teleportation will be commonplace.
  • Blankets will be acceptable work attire.
  • Animals will talk.
  • Unicorns will exist.
  • It will be normal to admit you are crazy.
  • Kisses will be currency.
  • Cars will drive and more importantly park themselves.
  • Heels will not hurt your feet.
  • Reading in fields will be a legitimate job.
  • Magic will be real.
  • Ghosts won’t be shy.
  • It will snow in England every year.
  • Confidence won’t ever turn into arrogance.
  • Everyone will own a hoverboard.
  • Christmas will be quarterly.
  • and pigs will fly
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